Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Cat Whisperer and Happy Thanksgivukhah

IMG_0752 Hello, nice people. It’s ThanksgivukKah at our house. Daddy-o says we’re going to light the Menorah soon. He also says we have to go to bed early because Hanukkah Harry is coming to be bring us treats and toys.

But before we go we wanted to share Lorelei Bell’s new story. It’s a non-fiction story about a bunch of kittens and their Mummsy.

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This is a non-fiction account about how one feral female cat came into our lives, and changed it. My husband (The Cat Whisperer), took pity on her one summer day, and fed her some table scraps, against my warnings it might be a female. Of course, feeling that was an invitation, she stayed, expecting to be fed... And then dropper her litter of kittens in the hollow of a tree in our yard. This is how the kitty drama began. This is her, and her kitten's story, and how we dealt with the joy of watching their antics, the pain of loosing them to predators, and their love/caring for one another.

A nice, wholesome story for everyone--especially animal and cat lovers.

It’s a 1.99.

So go get a copy, enjoy your turkey and pie while you sit around your Menorah.

Gobble Tov

Lots of licks and belly rubs, nice people,

Sir Poops and Hair Ball

Saturday, November 23, 2013

klahanie: Just For Poo And Dr. Who.

Sir Poops and Hair Ball highly suggest you get educated about Poo. Penny the Jack Russell, and modest Internet Star is talking about it. It's quite enlightening.
klahanie: Just For Poo And Dr. Who.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Vanished Knight

0408111955-01SPAL: What are you doing, stupid?

HB: I’m looking for a portal.IMG_0793

SPAL: A what?

HB: A portal so I can go back in time. I want my own princess. And I think I come from the land of elves. I am rather small don’t you think?

SPAL: I think you’re a stupid, little Malti-poo. That’s what you are. A stupid, little Malti-poo.

HB: There’s a princess out there who needs my help. I know it.

SPAL: ***furrows his brows***

HB: Yeah. There are lot of great reads out there about walking into the woods or a closet into another time. I want to go. M. Gerrick (Misha Gericke) wrote such a book.


The Blurb:

Since the death of her parents, Callan Blair has been shunted from one foster family to another, her dangerous secret forcing the move each time. Her latest foster family quickly ships her off to an exclusive boarding school in the Cumbrian countryside. While her foster-brother James makes it his mission to get Callan expelled, a nearby ancient castle holds the secret doorway to another land...

When Callan is forced through the doorway, she finds herself in the magical continent of Tardith, where she’s shocked to learn her schoolmates Gawain and Darrion are respected soldiers in service to the king of Nordaine, one of Tardith's realms. More than that, the two are potential heirs to the Black Knight—Nordaine's crown prince.

But when the Black Knight fails to return from a mysterious trip, the realm teeters on the brink of war. Darrion and Gawain set out to find him, while Callan discovers there is more to her family history than she thought. The elves are claiming she is their princess.

Now with Darrion growing ever more antagonistic and her friendship with Gawain blossoming, Callan must decide whether to stay in Nordaine—where her secret grows ever more threatening—or go to the elves and uncover the truth about her family before war sets the realms afire.

SPAL: Sounds like a fun story.

A strange sucking noise fills the room and Hair Ball yelps.

SPAL: Hair Ball? ***he spins around scanning the room*** Stupid? Where did you go?***he looks out at the nice people*** He’s always doing something he shouldn’t. Wait til Mummsy finds out about this. In the meantime make note of this book for your TBR list.IMG_0066

Lots of licks, everyone!

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Car Rides, Glowstick, and Prayers

IMG_0243 HB: Hello, nice people. I’ve been busy at the computer today, thinking about what Sir Poops and I should write about today. So I thought I’d write about a trip I didn’t get to take last week.

SPAL: Yes. That’s right. We had to stay home.IMG_0194

HB: Yeah. All because you get sick in the car if Mummsy drives too far. Pansy!

SPAL: Well, you start singing totally off key if the car goes past the first stop sign after our driveway, stupid! It’s the most annoying noise ever. And the worst thing about is you don’t shut up until we get to our destination.

HB: But its my happy song. And it can’t be as annoying as cleaning up your puke.

SPAL: Anyway, we missed going to the park with Glowstick.


HB: And eating pizza bones at the pizza place.

SPAL: I miss eating pizza bones.


HB: I miss Glowstick.

SPAL: I miss him. But I liked it better when he stayed in one place.


HB: Mummsy and Daddy-o say the Glowstick and Tinkerbell are coming for Turkey and Sweet potato day.


SPAL: Hope Tinkerbell stays on the right track for the little guy. It saves me my eyeballs.

HB: Well, we’ll keep praying.

SPAL: That’s right. God listens to fur-peeps, too.

HB: Yes. He does.

Lots of licks and belly rubs, everyone!

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Have Fun Doing What You Do

IMG_0753HB: Hey, nice people. Me and pansy here wanted to tell you to have fun doing what you’re doing.

SPAL: That’s right. There’s no sense in fretting over a blank screen.

HB: Or edits.

SPAL: Not even rewrites.IMG_0758

HB: Yeah. Have fun. I mean you are the master of the world you’re creating.

SPAL: Mummsy says its fun to torture and kill some of her characters. ***shakes his head***Although, I can’t see my Mummsy ever being mean to anyone. Not even someone imaginary.

HB: I’d like to bite that big oaf named Tank across the street. His name fits. I should write a story about him. That would be fun.

SPAL: You already tried to bite him. I can only imagine what you would do to him in a story.

HB: It would be fun. First, I would jump on his little head, then his oversized body. After that---

SPAL: Don’t want to change the subject but today is Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writer's Group. Where people like Mummsy either talk about their insecurities or encourage one another.

IMG_0755HB: Yeah. So have fun doing what you do.

SPAL: Also, we wanted to thank the following nice people for helping out Mummsy with Time on Her Side.

Alex J. Cavanaugh

William Kendall

E.J. Wesley

Lena Winfrey

Lorelei Bell

Gary Pennick and Penny

Norma Beishir

Eve Gaal

Lucy Pireel

Michael Di Gesu

HB: Yeah. Thank you all so much for helping out our Mummsy. Time on Her Side hit #6 in the Kindle Store while it was FREE.


99 cents


Lots of licks!

PS Thank you, Roland Yeomons for helping our Mummsy!

Friday, November 1, 2013

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Halloween Hangover and Mummsy’s Release

IMG_0749Good morning, nice people. Well … I hope its good for you. I over did it with those bacon lollipops yesterday. I think I ate more than I gave away. But I won’t let a tummy ache stop me from telling you about Mummy’s new short. Time on Her Side.


Starting today its FREE for your Kindle until November 5th.

The Blurb:

They say God gives second chances.

Forty years have shown Wilhelmina has nothing but a lifetime of four failed marriages, a job she hates, and her most recent affair with a married businessman. Until one day, while sipping coffee her silent prayers are answered--she’s visited by her future self, offering Wilhelmina a chance to re-do her life, giving her a mission to save the future world from the baby she’s unknowingly pregnant with. Is it the miracle she hoped for, or will this lead into a whole new set of problems?


Available for all countries.

I hope you download your copy today.

Anyway, if you’re wondering where my stupid brother is … he’s going crazy at the window right now. He’s on a kick to protect us from potential zombies.

Lots of Licks!