Sir Poops here. It’s another Tuesday. And its time for Hair Ball and me to introduce you to another new or Indie Author. What’s Your Nosh Tuesday is to help promote new and Indie Author books or excerpts from their MS.
It’s also about getting some new yummies for Sir Poops and me. We like treats because Mummsy doesn’t always come through with the good stuff. So maybe you nice people will share some of your good eats with us, too. You know, chocolate and Cheetos.
Today, we’d like to introduce you to Missy Davis. ***They both stand*** Let’s give Missy Davis a nice round of applause so she can feel the love. ***Sir Poops and Hair Ball clap their paws together and wag their tales***
SPAL: Okay. Shhh. ***he motions for everyone to settle down and then looks at Missy*** Thanks for coming today, nice lady. What do you like to nosh on when you write? And why?
MD: I like to munch on popcorn and then follow it up with chocolate.
HB: I want some popcorn with chocolate. *** he jumps up and down***
SPAL: Stop it, stupid. You’re messing up the interview. ***he shoves Hair Ball out of the way*** Sorry about that. Please go on and tell us why you like this nosh.
MD: I like to have that salty, sweet combination. It keeps me from starving and gives me enough sugar high to keep moving on.
HB: I want a sugar high. Will it make me jump as high as the Skyway Bridge?
SPAL: Quiet, stupid.
HB: ***Sticks his tongue out at Sir Poops*** You know you want some.
SPAL: My apologies, nice lady. Hair Ball is a little immature at times. Please tell us if you like it crunchy or soft?
MD: I would say that it is a little of both, because the popcorn is crunchy and so is the chocolate. But, sometimes if the chocolate is too close to the vents of my laptop, it gets a little melty. That's the perfect combination. Well, actually, the perfect combination would be dipping popcorn into a chocolate fountain, but that would be overkill.
HB: ***licks his lips****
SPAL: So you like it salty and sweet? Hair Ball and me like salty and sweet things, too.
MD: Oh definitley!
SPAL: You know, after I eat something delicious, it makes me do a happy dance. It gets me going. Does it get your creative juices flowing?
MD: If I eat enough sugar, sure!
HB: I really want some sugar, it sounds like a miracle food or something.
SPAL: Quiet, stupid. You’re being impolite today. Apologies again, nice lady. ***he turns to face Missy*** Do you have any books published? If so, what are they? Where can we find them?
MD: I have recently published my first novel through World Castle Publishing. In Flames, Destined Series Volume 1 is a steamy paranormal romance novel. It can be found at http://www.amazon.com/In-Flames-Destined-Series-Volume/dp/1938243854/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342644463&sr=8-1&keywords=elissa+daye and is available in print and ebook format.
HB: Okay. Can we have some of your chocolate-covered popcorn now. PLEASE. ***he says this through smiling teeth***
SPAL: ***he taps Hair Ball’s nose*** Shh! ***he looks at Missy*** Thank you for sharing, nice lady. I’ll make sure Mummsy gets your book. Although, she may have it already. She’s got a like a hundred books on her Kindle as we speak. And please forgive my little brother. He’s stupid sometimes.
HB: Well, he’s a pansy.
MD: ***Pats Sir Poops and Hair Balls heads, smiles, and waves bye***
SPAL: When you come back, please bring us some of your chocolate and popcorn.
HB: Bring that sugar-stuff, too.